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Burnout, a Friendship is Magic Play in One Actby *MrDrippy

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One of the players in this game is Hasbro. The other is the collective brony hive mind. Who do you think is playing 'First' and who do you think is playing 'Second'?

Amazing art of Fluttershy credited to . She will undoubtedly be uploading the full image on her account soon, so go and give her a watch and plenty of praise.

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~FlightoftheMoon Feb 10, 2013

Hm... maybe... the fist is Hasbro and the second are the bronies?

~NeonRedWings Feb 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Awesome!

~Puffyzard Feb 9, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Hey, I really like this!

*MrDrippy Feb 9, 2013

Thanks, friend.

~ak399 Feb 9, 2013 Student General Artist

Inspired by Noh theatre?

*MrDrippy Feb 9, 2013

Theatre of the Absurd, mainly.

~ak399 Feb 10, 2013 Student General Artist

Well, it reminds me of Der Jasager and Der Neinsager, a pair of plays by Bertolt Brecht.

~UnsuspectingPonce Feb 9, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

I enjoyed this too much. Bravo!

Annnd, I'm pretty sure that First is Bronies and second is Hasbro.
But then again...
no..
Gah! this is tough.

Could I have a hint?

*MrDrippy Feb 9, 2013

Do you think that Hasbro are dragging bronies down and slowing their progress?

~UnsuspectingPonce Feb 10, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

Hmm...
Well depending on how you look at it, it could go either way... I think.

Because, bronies be causing trouble up in Hasbro's neighborhood, but Hasbro is also a lame-o corporation that puts a damper on the bronyverse. And it seems, like others have mentioned, that it's an endless cycle in which nobody learns and nothing changes...

Final verdict: for the most part, bronies=1 and Hasbro=2

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