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#113) Three months ago...I went to brony meet-up in my local area. I won't say where it was so it won't look bad on other bronies from the area but there were about 17 people there. One was a guy and he and me got on really well at the meet-up. We decided to meet up a few more times just the two of us. We met up three times and everything was fine. I found out he smoked pot and drank a lot at the third meeting and said I didn't like it but he was okay with that and I didn't mind too much. Anyway after that we were talking through Skype like normal but he was kind of excited to meet up again and he said he loved me. He lives about an hour and

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~PieceOfKawaiiPie May 2, 2013 Student Digital Artist

WELP derpys back. WIN!

~PieceOfKawaiiPie May 2, 2013 Student Digital Artist

But seriously, I really love your advice posts! They seem to answer my questions every time!

~DarkCrusader28 Apr 25, 2013 New member

132)For me, the sad part is the "fan dumb" acting like they could foresee the future and claiming RUINED FOREVER even before the episode aired.

At least the big majority of the fandom either liked alicorn twilight or at least are giving the writers a chance.

~SilentAsShadows Apr 24, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh whoops, I just noticed these were drawn by another artist, my mistake, I'll head off to their page haha!

~SilentAsShadows Apr 24, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I love how the colors mesh in this one, it's really pretty!

~AndytheB-Artist Mar 24, 2013 Hobbyist

Excuse me, but there have been a number of fan alienating events recently. The shutdown of Fighting is Magic (techincally, it wasn't shut down, but it won't be able to use any actual characters), the Twilicorn controversy, Equestria Girls. Due to the aformentioned events, is there a mass exodus from the fandom right now? If so, will it become the internet's equivalent of Disco (extremely popular for a few years, then hated by everyone who mentions it for a good decade after the collapse due to its ubiquity)?

If you want more information on the rise and fall of Disco, look here. [link]

*MrDrippy Mar 24, 2013

All that shit is really old news, btw.

~AndytheB-Artist Mar 24, 2013 Hobbyist

All the same, what was the fanbase population like before and after those events. Also, is the decline still going on? I don't want to join a fanbase just as it's dying.

~DarkCrusader28 Apr 25, 2013 New member

Don`t fear,the fanbase is still alive and strong for I can see, or at least that was what I read on TVtropes.

~DisneyMaster Mar 11, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

While I do agree what you said about Twilicorn is good advice, it still doesn't help me at all. Maybe I am obsessing too much over this, but is that really so wrong? Is it so wrong to have a different opinion from what other people think? Is ti so wrong to think that this is a bad direction for the show to go in? I just want the pain to go away.

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